Easy, home made and so delish to eat own strawberry chia jam, jamming around in your PJs in the morning and enjoying the jam on the freshly made toast. You go, sister, Lady Marmalade. Just the microwave needed ,your 5 minutes to become the cottage industrialist jam maker.
I made strawberry chia jam in the microwave, almost ten months ago, which feels like cheating but tastes like competence. Excuse me like a real strawberry blond sloth who was keen to mock Meghan Markle’s levelled up cooking skills. In reality it is really the microwave who does all the hard work and comes out with the delicious results.
You chop strawberries, mash them a bit, microwave them until they give up, stir in chia seeds, and suddenly it’s jam. No canning, no simmering, no pretending you live on a lifestyle estate. It takes about ten minutes total, including the time spent wondering if this will actually work (it does). Just mind that the glass jars need a really hot bath and clean kitchen towel to be wiped. So your hands. It does not matter whether you have any family heirloom with the gems around your wrists, Christie necklace around your neck for rattling sound in the video, although it should be genuine like the brilliant jam coming out from the microwave.
The result is thick, bright, and shockingly good. Not runny like your nose in the winter and making the bottom of the scone for the afternoon tea soggy and saggy. If you stir it well, you get real strawberry flavour, not dessert-candle vibes. And a thick jam in the morning, after cooling and getting fat overnight in the cold dark place.
I know I should not lick my fingers, it is horrible and unhygienic and up to the private chamber, but the jam is really amazing. Trust me, you cannot burn it like Brooklyn Beckham and while Meghan Markle’s culinary-corporate energy suggests a mood board, floral petals and a meeting with another board, the discussion about a soft launch with her monologue speech, this jam is aggressively efficient and speaks itself. It doesn’t need a story or a brand, you can label it Lady Marmalade , in fact it is not. I used the recycled jars, you adjust your sugar level, strawberries, lemon and chia seeds accordingly. Any buttered toast, the scone needs a good cover by the jam and the companion by the tea, think about healthy benefits of sipping white tea for a change https://prelovedmode.com/benefits-of-white-tea/. I enjoy my brief me me time around 4 or 5 pm in the afternoon, home bound in the home office or over the weekend only.
This gem jam just needs a toast. Maybe a toaster. You can get some pre-owned celebrity produced gadgets – the toasters, such as Jonathan Toews or Coldplay for the peanut money. I will be promoting our pre-owned designer gems live on the screen in late spring. I am always learning , not just about the sales funnel, from the best. Not like I will eat all package of Oreos in one go like Tazer in the changing room, and as the chocoholic Chris Martin having a secret gig at the Cadbury’s factory in Birmingham, dressed like Willie Wonka , coming (so Cumberbatch, di Caprio eco warriors, don’t let me start about the Harkles- Harry as a joystick warrior without a helicopter license, with likes of white Penguin bars , but good rugby tackle to seize the chocolate from his father – Louis ) by the helicopter from London.
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